I am known as the Blue Motherfucker Recipe, and I make do with what I have.
This recipe is for people who are faced with a food scarcity problem or for those of us that want to be prepared.
How to make Blue Motherfucker Recipe
Ingredients:
- 2 packets of crystal light blueberry lemonade.
- Two boxes of crystal peach mango iced tea.
- Coca Cola (get a real brand like Pepsi)
- 1 empty water bottle (with cap) with powdered milk inside, like Nido or something.
- 2 plastic bags
Directions:
1. Boil the water in a big pot or whatever you have. If you can’t boil water, make sure it’s not metal, and if you can, get some pan-liner.
2. Boil the water in the pot until it’s almost boiling, turn off and add in 2 packets of crystal light blueberry lemonade for 6 or 7 minutes, or 4 boxes for 9 or 10 minutes.
If you’re putting in less stuff, you could get a little more time out of your packets, but I would also double-check these with your parents first cause that’s not cool.
3. Remove the pot from heat and let it sit until you’re done.
4. Put the powdered milk into the water bottle, fill it up with the boiling water from your pot, and place the cap on tightly.
5. Let this sit for 24 hours.
6. Add in a packet of crystal peach mango iced tea into your boiled water which has already been sitting for about 4 hours,
let this sit for about 12 minutes or until it’s cooled down enough to drink but not too cold, maybe room temperature or a little cooler.
7. Open and add in 2 packets of crystal blueberry lemonade and stir it.
8. Add this to the water bottle you made with the powdered milk, and mix it all using your finger or thumb, but don’t make a big mess.
9. Put the plastic bag into your fridge overnight or all day.
10.”Wait an hour to let the sugar settle at the bottom of the bottle.”
11. Gently pour the liquid from the top of your bottle into another container until all you have left is the sugar, and now you can start to drink it.
12. Gently shake for 10 minutes, or whatever you want or need to do.
13.” Drink..” Enjoy.
You may like: Nekter Copycat Recipes: Perfect 17 Nutrition Facts
Nutrition facts of Blue Motherfucker Recipe
| Nutrition | Amount |
|---|---|
| Calories | 85.8 |
| Total Fat | 0.6 g |
| Cholesterol | 3 mg |
| Sodium | 32.7 mg |
| Carbohydrates | 17.6 g |
| Fiber | 0.0 g |
| Sugar | 11 |
The health benefits of Blue Motherfucker Recipe
- Provides both energy and carbohydrates to the drink.
- Helps your digestive system process all the food you eat.
- Provides protein from the milk and sugar from the sugar, so it helps your muscles recover and build.
- Provides antioxidants from either the tea or the lemonade for general health.
- The function of most of this list is to make sure you stay healthy, so that’s good for you in general.
The History of Blue Motherfucker Recipe
This was invented in the early ’80s when the energy crisis took place, and kids would steal any and everything they could from their parents to survive.
As a kid myself at the time, I would usually take some of my moms’ ice cream or sugary drinks, or even water.
When there was no way for me to get it any other way, I decided that I would make this myself.
Can I freeze It?
I don’t see why not. Just put it in the freezer-safe bag and seal it up because if you leave it out in the open, the sugar’s going to absorb the moisture from the air, and that could make your concoction go bad.
How to store?
You can also put it in the fridge if you want, but since this is a drink and it’s supposed to be cold, I would just put it in the freezer. If you’re going to throw this away or drink it fast enough, then yeah, put it in the fridge.
Who came up with this epic recipe?
I did when my parents took forever to get ice cream or something else out at the store. I didn’t want to go out with them, so I decided to make my stuff.
Is It Healthy?
Yes, this is healthy. If you’re having a food scarcity problem or are just trying to prepare for something, this is the recipe for you.
Although this drink may seem like it’s really bad for you and bad for your health at first, it’s not because most sugar is natural and comes from fruits and other things like that, so if I can do so while getting energy out of it.
The Bottom Line
Blue Motherfucker Recipe is a great recipe for people with problems with food. You shouldn’t be eating this every day or even every other day, but if you’re going to have some scarcity problem, this is an option for you.
We all know that Coca-Cola isn’t the best thing in the world, and neither is sugar, but remember to drink water too, just because it’s a lot healthier. I hope you liked my recipe, and I hope that it helps you out in some way if necessary.