The Blow Job Recipe is a cake recipe believed to be the original. Bobbie Thomas first made it, a housewife in Oklahoma City, Oklahoma in the late 1920s.
The recipe consists of an orange-flavored cake batter with a light layer of frosting on top and a refrigerated filling of Cool Whip and orange juice between the layers.
These ingredients are refrigerated and used when necessary only.
How To Prepare Blow Job Recipe?
Ingredients:
- 1 cup of sugar (granulated)
- 1/4 to a full cup of light corn syrup (depending on desired thickness)
- a dash of salt
- 2 tablespoons of vanilla extract
- 3 tablespoons water,
- 2 tablespoons heavy cream,
- 3 teaspoons dairy creamer.
Instructions:
1. Mix sugar and corn syrup in a small saucepan. Heat over medium heat, constantly stirring until it starts to boil. Continue stirring and cook for one minute longer.
2. Remove from heat and stir in salt, vanilla, and water-cream-dairy creamer mixture.
3. Let the mixture cool to room temperature, then pour it into a clean, empty container (a quart-sized plastic food storage container will serve your purpose as well as any mason jar or clear glass bottle).
4. If you want to save some for another time, cover it tightly and keep it in a cool, dry place (refrigerator is fine). It should stay good for at least 2 weeks. The key to maintaining the quality is to desiccate the container as you fill it up for at least a week before use.
5. Use an old, clean glass bottle or plastic jar with a tight-fitting lid to draw off some of the mixtures, so you don’t leave any drips on your face and get messy. When you are done, wipe down with some baby wipes (or just soap and water), then dry off with a clean towel, which I always suggest whether in public or not.
6. Try to store your bottle or jar in a cool place, either in the fridge or a cool, dim room. A small refrigerator will work if you have ample space.
7. Put the remaining mixture back and leave it alone for at least 7 days, but not more than twenty-one (21) days.
It is ready to use when it goes from syrupy to more gel consistency and makes your lips tingle from the minty flavor with this homemade solution.
Nutrition Facts Of Blow Job Recipe
Serving size: 1 cup
Nutrition | Amount |
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Calories | 36 |
Fat | 0.5 |
Total Fat | 0g |
Saturated Fat | 0g |
Trans Fat | 0g |
Cholesterol | 3mg |
Sodium | 55mg |
Carbohydrates | 14g |
Dietary Fiber | 2.5g |
Sugars | 12g |
Protein | 3.25g |
10 Health Benefits Of Eating Blow Job Recipe
1. Helps to stop tooth decay
Blow Job Recipe helps stop tooth decay because it is rich in calcium, which helps build strong teeth.
2. Fights gingivitis and mouth sores
Blow Job Recipe contains peppermint oil, which has antibacterial and anti-inflammatory properties. This means that it can help prevent gingivitis and mouth sores caused by bacteria.
3. Helps to kill off bad breath
Blow Job Recipe contains baking soda, which helps fight the bacteria on your tongue that causes bad breath.
4. Helps with digestive problems
Blow Job Recipe has a lot of fiber, which helps to keep your digestive system working properly. It can help soothe the symptoms of irritable bowel syndrome and help prevent constipation and hemorrhoids.
5. Boosts your immune system
Blow Job Recipe has vitamins A and C, which might help to boost the immune system.
6. Improves sleep quality
Blow Job Recipe contains some melatonin, which helps promote good sleep quality and can help improve sleep and lower stress levels.
7. Fights cancer cells
Blow Job Recipe can contain cinnamon oil, which is rich in antioxidants with anti-cancer properties. Cinnamon is also known for making your breath smell nice.
8. Can help reduce inflammation
Blow Job Recipe contains baking soda and aloe, which have anti-inflammatory properties. These two ingredients can help to reduce swelling and prevent infections.
9. Helps to remove warts
Blow Job Recipe can help get rid of warts because it contains whiskey, an astringent, and can shrink the skin. Honey also contains antimicrobial properties that help fight warts too.
10. Soothes sore throats
Blow Job Recipe contains honey and lemon juice, which can help soothe a sore throat because of its antibacterial properties. It also contains whiskey, which can kill bacteria and an astringent.
Points to Remember When Eating Blow Job Recipe
1. Do not keep it in direct sunlight because it can go bad very quickly in daylight and will make your lips tingle unpleasantly.
2. Do not leave it in warm or hot places because the mint oil will go bad, and you’ll lose the benefits. It is best to store it in a cool dark place if possible, like a refrigerated refrigerator or cooler. It should also be away from any heat sources and other open containers of liquid you store in the fridge.
3. Do not keep it for more than 3 weeks (or 20 days at most), or else it dries out and will be unusable to you after that period.
4. The taste will worsen the longer you leave it for, and once that happens, you can’t save any for yourself because the quality will be ruined.
5. Shake well before each use, so the mint oils are mixed well and even out to give a thicker and more pleasing look to your lips.
6. Use a water-cream-dairy creamer mixture or similar to preserve the minty flavor of it and keep your lips from tingling from the peppermint oil taste of it after use.
7. If you don’t use it for a couple of days after applying it to your lips, wipe off the old accumulated product in the container and shake well before use, so you don’t do any damage to your mint oils of the recipe or the properties of the ingredients.
8. While this is not intended for long-term use, if you want to preserve some for longer periods, store in tightly covered bottles with desiccant pouches (the same way you would store your vitamins).
The Bottom Line
The bottom line is that you really can create a homemade, natural lip balm recipe that you can use as a substitute for commercial products such as Carmex or Blistex.
The benefits of using this Blow Job Recipe are much better than the commercially packaged ones. Because you know exactly what’s in it, can customize it to your preferences, and don’t have the potential of side effects from all of the fillers and preservatives.